I'm realizing that due to complaints from significant others and "itchiness", the Harvest Beard Championship may come to an end drastically sooner than anticipated. I am sad to report this news however, I resolve to prevent a let down like this in the future by conducting more strict intern interviews and adding a beard growing clause in the hiring contract.
I don't know how much longer they will last, so I would like to share where the boys are so far in the beard-off:
In one corner is C Bear who stands at 6'1", loves romantic comedies, world war one history novels, prince and cougars.
In one corner is C Bear who stands at 6'1", loves romantic comedies, world war one history novels, prince and cougars.
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In the second corner is T weighing in at sturdy 165 pounds, he's been getting yoked by doing punchdowns twice daily and driving his responsible family car to the golf course to practice his swing.
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They are competing for this deluxe shaving set:
Take your ladies on a date night and ask them for their patience in your endeavor to be crowned Harvest Beard Champion.
Good luck gentlemen.
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